Short Funny Quotes


If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.

 

Figure out what to do, then take a nap. Adam Carolla

 

 

 My neighbors are listening to great music. Whether they like it or not.

 

 

You cry, I cry, …you laugh, I laugh…you jump off a cliff I laugh even harder!!..............

 

 

That awkward moment when you think you do a silent fart and it comes out like a machine gun.

 

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