Q: What's the easiest way to remember your wife's birthday? A: Forget it once!
"Doctor, I get heartburn every time I eat birthday cake." Next time, take off the candles."
Q: What do George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? A: They were all born on holidays.
"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish." "How do you know?" ? "You're still here!"
Boyfriend: How come you didn’t get me a present for my birthday?! Girlfriend: Well, you did tell me to surprise you.
I didn’t forget your birthday, I just forgot today’s date!
Q: "Were any famous men born on your birthday?" A: "No, only little babies."
Q: What's the best way to get a man to remember your anniversary? A: Get married on his birthday.
Q: What was the average age of a cave man? A: Stone Age!
Q: What party game do rabbits like to play? A: Musical Hares!
Q: Where do you find a birthday present for a cat? A: In a cat-alogue!
How can you tell that you're getting old? You go to an antique auction and three people bid on you!
Q: What did the bald man say when he got a comb for his birthday? A: Thanks. I'll never part with it!
Q: What do you give nine-hundred-pound gorilla for his birthday? A: I don't know, but you'd better hope he likes it!
Q: Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? A: Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!