Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
If con is the opposite of pro, then is Congress the opposite of progress?
Q: How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? A: Two: one to change it and another one to change it back again.
America is a country which produces citizens who will cross the ocean to fight for democracy but won't cross the street to vote.
A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well
My favorite mythical creature? The honest politician.
Don't steal. That's the government's job.
A visitor from Holland was chatting with his American friend and was jokingly explaining about the red, white and blue in the Netherlands flag. "Our flag symbolizes our taxes," he said. "We get red when we talk about them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after we pay them."
Democracy is three wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper.