Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick? Boyfriend: Sure, babe. Girlfriend: BOOM! You're single.
The perfect boyfriend doesn’t cheat, doesn’t smoke, doesn’t drink, doesn’t lie, . . . and doesn’t exist!!
Q: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend? A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked.
Q: What do you call a man made out of garbage? A: Your ex-boyfriend!
Q: What book do women like the most? A: "Their boyfriends paycheck!"
Girlfriend: I want to end up our relationship, I am going to return you everything you gave me.. Boyfriend: What a joke? Okay then, let's start with Kisses!"
Boyfriend, Do you think my salary is sufficient for you? Funny Girlfriend: It's sufficient for me, But how will you survive?