Top Boyfriend jokes


Girlfriend: Wanna see a magic trick?
 Boyfriend: Sure, babe.
 Girlfriend: BOOM! You're single.

 

 


 The perfect boyfriend
 doesn’t cheat,
 doesn’t smoke,
 doesn’t drink,
 doesn’t lie,
 .
 .
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 and doesn’t exist!!

 

 

 

 


Q: What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend? 
A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked. 

 

 

Q: What do you call a man made out of garbage? 

A: Your ex-boyfriend! 

 

 

 

Q: What book do women like the most?

 A: "Their boyfriends paycheck!" 

 

 

 

Girlfriend: I want to end up our relationship, I am going to return you everything you gave me.. 

Boyfriend: What a joke? Okay then, let's start with Kisses!" 

 

 

 

Boyfriend, Do you think my salary is sufficient for you?
 Funny Girlfriend: It's sufficient for me,
 But how will you survive?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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