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Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... you are one of them.

 

Girlfriend : You Know My Mom Likes You A Lot.
 Boyfriend : Whatever Sweetheart , Don't Worry I Will Marry With You Only.

 

 

Boyfriend: "Hey babe, you smell that?"
 Girlfriend: "No."
 Boyfriend: "Me neither, start cooking."

 

 

 

You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.

 

 

Do I know you? Beause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.

 

 

 

Boyfriend: Amazing world, only 25% boys have common sense, very short figure!
 Girlfriend: What about Rest?
 Boyfriend: Well rest have GIRLFRIENDS!
 
 

 

 

 

 

Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend? 
Girlfriend: How funny? 
Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful.. 

 

 

 

Boyfriend: Do you want a kiss?
Girlfriend: No.
Boyfriend: Do you remember what i just said?
Girlfriend: Do you want a kiss?
Boyfriend: Yes, if you insist..

 

 

Girlfriend: I want to end up our relationship, I am going to return you everything you gave me.. 

Boyfriend: What a joke? Okay then, let's start with Kisses!" 

 

 

 

 

Tragedies of Girl's Life:
 Good looking boys are not good boys
 Good boys are not good looking face-smile.png 
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 Good looking and good boys are married .
 Good single boys with good looking are not rich.
 Rich single boys with good looking already have MANY girl friends !!! face-smile.png 
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Girl: Touch your Heart,
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 You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat.
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 Boy: Touch your Head,
 You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin... Tin... Tin... face-smile.png 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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