Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... you are one of them.
Girlfriend : You Know My Mom Likes You A Lot. Boyfriend : Whatever Sweetheart , Don't Worry I Will Marry With You Only.
Boyfriend: "Hey babe, you smell that?" Girlfriend: "No." Boyfriend: "Me neither, start cooking."
You're not fat, you're just... easier to see.
Do I know you? Beause you look a lot like my next girlfriend.
Boyfriend: Amazing world, only 25% boys have common sense, very short figure! Girlfriend: What about Rest? Boyfriend: Well rest have GIRLFRIENDS!
Boyfriend: Dear do you know that exams are like girlfriend? Girlfriend: How funny? Boyfriend: Yes, they are tough to understand, complicated, lots of questions and the result is always doubtful..
Boyfriend: Do you want a kiss?
Boyfriend: Do you remember what i just said?
Girlfriend: Do you want a kiss?
Boyfriend: Yes, if you insist..
Girlfriend: I want to end up our relationship, I am going to return you everything you gave me.. Boyfriend: What a joke? Okay then, let's start with Kisses!"
Tragedies of Girl's Life: Good looking boys are not good boys Good boys are not good looking --- Good looking and good boys are married . Good single boys with good looking are not rich. Rich single boys with good looking already have MANY girl friends !!!
Girl: Touch your Heart, . You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat. . . . Boy: Touch your Head, You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin... Tin... Tin...