Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?
Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.
The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.
The reason why I hate mornings so much is that they start while I’m still sleeping.
There are men, who say “I’m the special one”. And then you think: Thanks God, you’re only one.