Funny One Liners


Well, here I am! What are your other two wishes?

 

Confession is good for the soul, but bad for your career.

 

 

 

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

 

 

 

The problem with trouble shooting is that trouble shoots back.

 

 

 

 

The reason why I hate mornings so much is that they start while I’m still sleeping.

 

 

 

There are men, who say “I’m the special one”. And then you think: Thanks God, you’re only one.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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