Animal Jokes:Real fun just begin

Top animal question where no one can guess the right answer


Q:What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
A:It gets toad away.



Q: Why is the mouse afraid of the water?
A:Because of  Catfish



Q:What do you call a bee that lives in America?




Q:Why can’t a leopard hide?

A: Because he’s always spotted!




Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog.




Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-story




Q: Which day do fish hate?
A: Fryday!



Q: Why was the cat afraid of a tree?
A: Because of the bark!




Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a river bank!

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