Animal Jokes:Real fun just begin

Top animal question where no one can guess the right answer

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Q:What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
A:It gets toad away.

 

 

Q: Why is the mouse afraid of the water?
A:Because of  Catfish

 

 

Q:What do you call a bee that lives in America?

A:USB

 

 

Q:Why can’t a leopard hide?

A: Because he’s always spotted!

 

 

 

Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog.

 

 

 

Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
A: Hiss-story

 

 

 

Q: Which day do fish hate?
A: Fryday!

 

 

Q: Why was the cat afraid of a tree?
A: Because of the bark!

 

 

 

Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a river bank!

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