Q:What happens to a frog’s car when it breaks down?
A:It gets toad away.
Q: Why is the mouse afraid of the water?
A:Because of Catfish
Q:What do you call a bee that lives in America?
Q:Why can’t a leopard hide?
A: Because he’s always spotted!
Q: What goes tick-tock, bow-wow, tick-tock, bow-wow?
A: A watch dog.
Q: What is the snake’s favorite subject?
Q: Which day do fish hate?
Q: Why was the cat afraid of a tree?
A: Because of the bark!
Q: Where do fish keep their money?
A: In a river bank!