Q:What do you call a rabbit with fleas?
Q:How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?A:Tentacles
Q:How do you catch a fish without a fishing pole?A:With your BEAR hands.
Q: What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?
A: A computer mouse.
Q: What do camels use to hide themselves?
Q: What do you call lending money to a bison?
A: A buff-a-loan
Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the g!
Q: What is a cheetahs favorite food?
A: Fast food!
Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were copycats!
Q: How is a dog like a telephone?
A: It has a collar I.D.
Q: What did one cow say to the other?
A: Mooooooove over!
Q: What part of a fish weighs the most?
A: The scales.
Q: What fish only swims at night?
A: A starfish.
Q: What do fish take to stay healthy?
A: Vitamin sea.