weird question :just for laugh


Q:What do you call a rabbit with fleas?

A:Bugs Bunny!

Q:How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
A:Tentacles
Q:How do you catch a fish without a fishing pole?
A:With your BEAR hands.

Q: What kind of mouse does not eat, drink, or even walk?
A: A computer mouse.
Q: What do camels use to hide themselves?
A: Camelflauge!
Q: What do you call lending money to a bison?
A: A buff-a-loan
Q: How do you make a goldfish old?
A: Take away the g!
Q: What is a cheetahs favorite food?
A: Fast food!
Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were copycats!
Q: How is a dog like a telephone?
A: It has a collar I.D.
Q: What did one cow say to the other?
A: Mooooooove over!
Q: What part of a fish weighs the most?
A: The scales.
Q: What fish only swims at night?
A: A starfish.
Q: What do fish take to stay healthy?
A: Vitamin sea.
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