Insult Jokes


Fat cow Teacher:

Teacher: “Kids, what does the chicken give you?”
Student: “Meat!”
Teacher: “Very good! Now what does the pig give you?”
Student: “Bacon!”
Teacher: “Great! And what does the fat cow give you?”
Student: “Homework!”

 

Monkey like u:

Clouds r white but the sky is blue, monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don’t get angry you’ll find me there too, not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha!

 

 

 Cartoon Friend:

I just feel u….

Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….

It’s juts because …………

******I LOVE CARTOONS*******

 

 

 English is easy or hard:

 Who said English is easy???
Fill in the blanks with YES or NO.
1.______I don’t have Brain.…
2.______I don’t have Sense.…
3.______I am Stupid….

 

 

Awesome Ex:

Whenever your ex says, “You’ll never find someone like me,” the answer to that is, “That’s the point.”

 

 

 Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol:

Diff B/W Ignorance & selfcontrol?

When u c mirror & u don’t laugh at yourself,
that is ignorance!

&
When i look at u & i don’t laugh,
thats called self control

 

 

 Two Faced Girl:

Boy: “You Are Like A COIN.”

Girl: “Awwww, Valuable .. ?”

Boy: “No, Two Faced”

 

 

 Monkeys  thumbs:

A physiological study has proved that
all the fools, donkeys, monkeys
used their thumbs to read the messages
Don’t change your finger know its too late.

 

 

CUTE person:

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!

………………………

…………………………..

……………………..
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

 

 

 

 WHO LET THE DOGS OUT:

I saw U on the road that day U Were Looking so fine Ur Face So Divine Ur Walk So Perfect My Heart Started to Sing a Sweet Song??????. WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

 

 

 

 

U r a nice person:

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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