just for laugh :jokes

Cricket & Exams:

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Exams!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

Girlfriend – Brain Is Empty:

  Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In
Your Heart..
Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..?
Boyfriend : Because
. .
Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty,
More Empty Space Means More Comfort.



 SMS to  BOSS:

.Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”




6 truths of life:

6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.


 I am Single once again:

Give me some SunShine..!!!
Give me some Rain..!!

Give me another Girlfriend..!!
I am Single once again..!!




Do you know when Human brain stops:

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall




 SAY NO TO EXAMS:cause of saving trees:

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.



 NO BRAIN found:

We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait….
still searching….
NO BRAIN found…!



  sms can only be read by someone SMART:

This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
try again,



maybe you are..
just not smart??
one more time.
hey don’t force it ugly!!!



Someone misses you:

NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
… THE ZOO ..




It Proposal Or Weather Report?:

You Are Sunshine Of My Life,
Without You Life Is Cloudy,
You Are In My Heart
Like Rainy Water For Barren Land

Janu! Is It Proposal Or Weather Report?







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