just for laugh :jokes


Cricket & Exams:

Cricket is getting excited day by day with the introduction of IPL n T20…

Same rules should be applied in Exams!

(1) Exams Timing Should Be Reduced To One Hour.

(2) Power Play – No Invigilator In Exam Hall For 1st 15 mins.

(3) Cheer Leaders – To Dance After Every Right Answer Written.

(4) Strategic Time-Out – Time For Students For Discussion.

(5) Super Over – Chance For Students To Form Their Own Question.

Girlfriend – Brain Is Empty:

  Boyfriend : Please Keep Me In Your Brain, Not In
Your Heart..
.
Girlfriend : How Funny, Why Not Heart..?
.
Boyfriend : Because
.
.
. .
Your Heart Is Housefull And Brain Is Empty,
More Empty Space Means More Comfort.

 

 

 SMS to  BOSS:

.Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:
“When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”

 

 

 

6 truths of life:

6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you are an idiot.
5. You soon will forward this to another idiot.
6. There’s still a stupid smile on your face.

 

 I am Single once again:

Give me some SunShine..!!!
Give me some Rain..!!

Give me another Girlfriend..!!
I am Single once again..!!

 

 

 

Do you know when Human brain stops:

Human brain is the most
outstanding object in world.
It functions 24 hours a day,
365 days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall

 

 

 

 SAY NO TO EXAMS:cause of saving trees:

It takes 15 trees to
produce the amount
of paper that we
use to write one exam.

join us in promoting the noble
cause of saving trees.
SAY NO TO EXAMS

 

 

 NO BRAIN found:

We will now upgrade your brain,
please wait….
Searching….
searching…
still searching….
sorry,
NO BRAIN found…!

 

 

  sms can only be read by someone SMART:

This sms can only be read by someone SMART,
try again,
again,

…………………..

……..

..
maybe you are..
just not smart??
one more time.
hey don’t force it ugly!!!

 

 

Someone misses you:

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

 

 

 

It Proposal Or Weather Report?:

Boy:
You Are Sunshine Of My Life,
Without You Life Is Cloudy,
You Are In My Heart
Like Rainy Water For Barren Land

Girl:
Janu! Is It Proposal Or Weather Report?

 

 

 

 

 

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