My friend thinks he is smart:
My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.
Master mind brilliant mind great mind genius mind extraordinary mind:
U r a nice person:
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
Ur name is also there:
Dont feel sad… Ur name is also there… read d 1st letter of every word.
sms to every cartoon you know:
Today is Donald Duck’s birthday ….
So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending this sms to you
Mental hospital is not so far:
Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,
And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.
I Iove your smile becoz..
My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!!
Who is dear & near friend:
Whos hot… Its U,
Charming… Its U,
Sweetest.. Its U,
Intelligent… Its U,
Whos dear & near friend… Its U
Whos a liar.. Its me