Must tell Friend Jokes


My friend thinks he is smart:

My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face.

 

 

Master mind brilliant mind great mind genius mind extraordinary mind:

 GALILEO:
great mind
EINSTEIN:
genius mind
NEWTON:
extraordinary mind
BILL GATES
brilliant mind
ME:
master mind
YOU:
oh!
never mind

 

 

 

U r a nice person:

U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….

 

 

 

Ur name is also there:

Modern…
Obedient..
Neat…
Kind…
Excellent..
Young.
Thats ME.
Dont feel sad… Ur name is also there… read d 1st letter of every word.

 

 

 

 sms to every cartoon you know:

Today is Donald Duck’s birthday ….
So wish him by sending this sms to every cartoon you know.
Just like I did by sending this sms to you

 

 

 

 

Mental hospital is not so far:

Twinkle Twinkle little star,
You should know what you are,

And once you know what you are,
Mental hospital is not so far.

 

 

 

 

 

Ultimate insult:

I Iove your smile becoz..
.
.
.
.
.
.
My favorite colour is “YELLOW”!!

 

 

Who is dear & near friend:

Whos hot… Its U,
Whos
Charming… Its U,
Whos
Sweetest.. Its U,
Whos
Intelligent… Its U,
Whos dear & near friend… Its U
Whos a liar.. Its me

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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