Your place or mine?:
Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I’ll go to mine.
If I could see you naked:
Man: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I’d probably die laughing.
What are you looken at?
Man: What are you looken at?
Woman: Somethin ugly!
My number is 911-8473:
Man: I’ve lost my phone number can I have yours?
Woman: Sure, my number is 911-8473 (works better if you write it down)
your body is a wonderland!:
Man: Baby, your body is a wonderland!
Woman: That’s funny, because yours is a wasteland!
Didn’t we go on a date once?
Man: Hi! Didn’t we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
Woman: Maybe once. I never make the same mistake twice!
Boy: Girl, whats your number?:
Boy: Girl, whats your number?
Girl: I have a boyfriend
Boy: I have a math test Girl: What?
Boy: I thought we were talking about things we could cheat on