Sms Jokes


A monkey for an advertisement:

My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
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Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.

 

Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude:

Dedicated To All Girls With High Attitude

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Sweety ! Don’t Be Proud
If Every Boy Wants You..!

Always Remember,
Cheap Items Have Too Many Buyers

 

Question by a student !!

Question by a student !!
If a single teacher can’t
teach us all the subjects,
Then…
How could you expect a single student
to learn all subjects ?

 

 

 

Your teeths r like stars:

Boy: your teeth are like the stars

Girl: awww … Thanks
Are they that much pretty ?

Boy: no, far away from each other.

 

 

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:

Best pick up line to approach a Girl:
Boy: Is ur Dad Terrorist?
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Girl: Wht?
Boy: No! I askd
Coz u r such a
Bomb!

 

 

At ur age hitler commited suicide:

Teacher : U failure !
At ur age Bill gates stood first in the class
Student : Mind u, Sir,
but at ur age hitler commited suicide

 

 

Height of Good Luck …!

Height of Good Luck …!

Teacher: Hey! Stand up.
Tell me two pronouns.
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Student: Who? Me?

Teacher: Very Good, Sit down

 

 

 

Top 5 funny shop names:

Top 5 funny shop names
1-Gandhi hair care
2-Malika saree centre
3-Salman marriage beauro
4-Dolly bindra fitness centre
5-Rakhi sawant satsang kendra.

 

 

When u feel sad….:

When u feel sad….
To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
“damn I am really so cute”
u will overcome your sadness.
But don’t make this a habit…..
Coz liars go to hell !!!!

 

 

 

I put my dog out of the window:

Do u remember the day we travelled in a car?
I put my dog out of the window,
u put ur face out,
then people started shouting
‘TWINS TWINS’

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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