Obama – The bad news:
The good news is that, according to the Obama administration, the rich will pay for everything. The bad news is that, according to the Obama administration, you’re rich.
– P. J. O’Rourke
Obama Jokes: “Feel Better”
How to begin each new day feeling happy and positive:
1. On your computer screen, open a new folder.
2. Give it the name “Barack Obama.”
3. Move it directly to the trash.
4. Select “Empty trash.”
5. Your computer will ask you if you really want to get rid of Barack Obama.
6. Answer “Yes” loudly, then firmly click the mouse.
7. There now, doesn’t that feel better?
Obama Jokes: “Cash for Clunkers”
The most impressive result of the “Cash for Clunkers” program was that it took 95% of the Obama bumper stickers off the road.
– David Letterman
McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?
Have you heard about McDonald’s new Obama Value Meal?
Order anything you like and the guy behind you has to pay for it.
Obama Airplane Joke
President Obama, the First Lady and Joe Biden were riding on a plane. Barack looked at Michelle, laughed and said, “You know, I could throw a $100.00 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw 10 $100.00 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy.”
Biden added, “That being the case, I could throw a 100 $100.00 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
Hearing their conversation, the pilot smirked, turned to the co-pilot and said, “Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could dump them all out of the window and make millions of people very, very happy.”
Obama : Chinese Jobs Jokes
The good news is that Obama has finally created some jobs. The bad news is that they’re all in China.
Obama : Yes, we can!
Obama : Yes, we can!
Modi : Garba? Dandia?
Obama : No, i can’t!
Modi : Yes, we can!
Obama & Modi entered a Chocolate Store:
Obama & Modi entered a chocolate store. As they were busy looking, Obama stole 3 chocolate bars.
As they left the store, Obama said to Modi ” Yo! Man I’m the best thief everrr, I stole 3 chocolates & no one saw me, can beat that !”
Modi replied: “You wanna see something better, let’s go back to the shop and I’ll show you real stealing”
So they went to the counter and Modi said to the Shop boy: “Do you wanna see magic?”
Shop boy replied: “Yes.”
Modi said: “Give me one chocolate bar.” The shop boy gave him one, and he ate it. He asked for the second, and he ate that as well. He asked for the third, and finished that one too.
The shop boy asked: “But where’s the magic?”
Modi replied: “Check in my friend Obama’s pockets, and you’ll find them.”