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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.

 

How is this possible?

Q: A man arrived in a small town on Friday. He stayed for two days and left on Friday. How is this possible?
A: His horse’s name is Friday!

 

 

 

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
A: Because they might peel!

 

 

 

How do all the oceans say hello to each other?

Q: How do all the oceans say hello to each other?

A:They wave!

 

 

 

What did one wall say to the other wall?

Q: What did one wall say to the other wall?

A:I’ll meet you at the corner!

 

 

 

 

What do you call a pig that knows karate?

Q: What do you call a pig that knows karate?

A: A pork chop!

 

 

 

Why do bees have sticky hair?

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?

A: Because they use honey combs!

 

 

 

Why did the man run around his bed?

Q: Why did the man run around his bed?

A: Because he was trying to catch up on his sleep!

 

 

 

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Q:  Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

A: Of course!  The Empire State Building can’t jump!

 

 

 

Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?

Q: Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?
A: Because it’s two-tired!

 

 

 

How did the barber win the race?

Q: How did the barber win the race?
A: He knew a short cut.

 

 

 

Where do library books like to sleep?

Q: Where do library books like to sleep?
A: Under their covers!

 

 

 

How was your exam:

Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”
Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!

 

 

 

How can you make number seven to an even number?

How can you make number seven to an even number?
Just take the “s” out from it

 

 

 

 

Why did the computer consult with the doctor?

Why did the computer consult with the doctor?
Because it was suffering from a virus!

 

 

 

What is owned by you but mostly used by others?

What is owned by you but mostly used by others?
Your name!

 

 

 

Can you name a bear with no socks?

Can you name a bear with no socks?
A bare-foot!

 

 

 

What kind of a star can be risky?

What kind of a star can be risky?
A shooting star!

 

 

 

In which bank Dracula like to save money?

In which bank Dracula like to save money?
In a blood bank!

 

 

 

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