Knock Knock Jokes


Knock  knock – Merry Christmas!

Knock, knock
Who’s there?
Merry.
Merry who?
Merry Christmas!

 

 

Knock  knock -Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

Knock, knock!

Who’s there?

Opportunity!

That is impossible. Opportunity doesn’t come knocking twice!

 

 

 

 

Knock  knock – Anee one you like!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Anee.
Anee,who?
Anee one you like!

 

 

Knock knock – Doris who?

Knock  Knock

Who’s there?

Doris.

Doris who?

Doris(Door is) locked. Open up!

 

 

 

Knock  knock -Harry up, it’s cold out here!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Harry.
Harry who?
Harry up(Hurry up), it’s cold out here!

 

 

 

Knock knock -From who?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

From.

From who?

Actually, grammatically speaking you should say “from whom.”

 

 

 

Knock  knock -herd you were home, so I came over!

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
herd.
herd who?
herd(heard)  you were home, so I came over!

 

 

 

Knock  knock -Snow who?

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Snow.

Snow who?

Snow use(it’s  no use). I forgot my name again!

 

 

 

 

Knock  knock – Ya who?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Ya.

Ya who?(Yahoo……….!)

I’m excited to see you too!

 

 

 

Knock  knock – Scold who?

Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Scold.

Scold who?

Scold(It’s cold)  outside—let me in!

 

 

 

Knock  knock – Justin who?

Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time for dinner.

 

 

 

Knock  knock – Ice cream who ?

Knock Knock
Who’s there !
Ice cream !
Ice cream who ?
Ice cream(I scream) if you don’t let me in!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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