You know that tingly little feeling you get when you like someone? That's your common sense leaving your body.
Guy: If you are smiling, send me your smiles. If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are crying, send me your tears. Girl: I am in Toilet…. What should I send?
Girl: If we got married, stop smoking. Boy: Ok! Girl: Drinking too. Boy: Ok! Girl: N going to the night club too. Boy:- Yes.. Girl:- What else can u leave?? Boy:- The idea of marrying You
Boy:I Love You Girl:Shut Up You Boy: I Can't Live Without You Girl:Shut Up Boy:I Will Marry You Girl:Really? Boy:Shut Up
Girl: hi baby : Boy: hii sweet heart…(sending failed) Girl: Are you there?? Boy: yes yes..I’m here…(sending failed) Girl: are you ignoring me or what?? Boy: honey I’m not..i m right here..(sending failed) Girl: Its over.. don’t you ever talk to me again !! Boy: Damn ! go to hell.. :@ (message send)
Boy to a careless girl: I Love u ! Girl: Ha Ha Boy: I will die for u !! Girl: Ha Ha ha Boy: I will buy a diamond ring for u Girl: Awww.. really!! Promise ???? . . . . . Boy: HaHa Hahahahahahhahahahahahahaha
Boy: What do you think, how do I play Guitar..? Girl: I wish you were on T.V. Boy: I am so happy to hear that, Am I that Good? Girl: Ummm... Not really; if you were on T.V. I can at least switch it off
How Come When you are single, no one notice this at all ... but when you are taken then everyone wants you It is a shame!!!
There is always a little truth behind every "just kidding" a little scream behind every "silent answer" a little knowledge behind every "i don't know" a little pain behind every "its ok" and a big story behind every GIRL
Boy: If I kiss you and Run away what will you think?? Girl: I will think that it was a fool guy who can solve whole paper but only done objectives
Boy to a girl: Why Don't you have a boyfriend? Girl: I am not allowed to have a boyfriend, but why don't you have a girlfriend ? Boy: because you are not allowed to have a boyfriend yet ......! just waiting for you!
A Boy Was Following A Girl, Girl: please Do not follow me, Because My Mother Is Coming Behind you, Boy: Do not you Worry at all, because my Father Is following her”
Girl: Do you think I am pretty? Boy: No Girl: Do you like me? Boy: No Girl: If I leave will you cry? Boy: No (Girl runs away, but boy stops her) Boy: I do not think you are pretty, I think you are beautiful, I do not think I like you, I LOVE you, if you leave, I would not cry, I would die
A guy wanted to know the age of a girl so he asked: Boy: may i ask you what is your date of birth? Girl: yes, it is 4th july (she tried to avoid the answer politely). Boy insisted: and which year ... ? Girl: every year !!
Girl to her boyfriend: Very Nice Mobile!!. Where Did You Buy It? Boy: I Won This In A Running Race. Girl: WOWW How Many People Participated? Boy: Well, it was really tough; peoples participated are MOBILE OWNER, POLICE And ME.
Q: Why do Girls live Longer Than Boys? . . . . Ans: Shopping never Causes Heart Attacks, . But Paying the Bill does.
Girl: Say You Love Me... Say You Love Me Plzzz Say You Love Me . . . Boy: Okay You Love Me.
Girl: Touch your Heart, . You will feel the rhythm of your heartbeat. . . . Boy: Touch your Head, You will feel the rhythm of empty pot. Tin... Tin... Tin...
The wind, the naughty wind, that blows the girls skirt high... but the nature is clever, it sends dust with the wind, to close the boys eyes...!
If people are talking behind your back, then just fart.